Monkey see, monkey do

Tuition was over and I was beyond happy.
I don't feel like studying anymore, still stuck in my holiday mood.
Not that I'd ever felt like studying before, but this worse.
I feel old and tired enough to retire.

Anyway, my uncle picked me up, 'cause my mum wasn't free.
Normally, I'd go to his house and wait for her to pick me up when she was done.
But this time, no.

"Your mum said to send you straight home."
"But I don't have the keys?"
"Your brother's home."

So I went home, and lo, it looked unoccupied.
Honk honk honk honk but no brother in sight.
Undaunted, I marched to the back of the house, lest he be gaming on my pc and ignoring me.
Yell yell yell, still no brother.

"He must be asleep."
"He can't sleep! I need to get in!"
"Maybe you'd go back to my house first?"
"No thanks, I wanna get in! After all, I am already at the gate."

With that I hitched up my pinafore and scaled the gate.
At the top,

"Should I jump or not? Jump jump la.."

I jumped, my skirt got caught in a spoke, riiiiiiiiippppp, and I was hanging from the gate.

Damned embarassing, me the monkey wannabe.